The year: 1981. The place: UCLA’s secret underground laboratories. 
Professor Heinrich Rudolf von Internet has just put the finishing 
touches on his masterwork. “At last, I have done it,” he muses, basking 
in the glow of accomplishment. “I have created the Internet. Soon, 
perhaps within my lifetime, people around the world will be able to 
exchange rage comics, half-baked political views, cat photos with 
captions written on them in the Impact typeface, conspiracy theories, 
animated gifs of Gary Busey, and pornography. So very, very much 
pornography”... 
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