Dlisted | NASA Vs. GOOP

I wish I could say this was a story about how Gwyneth Paltrow called up NASA and asked if they could get to work on creating a zero-gravity vaginal steaming booth for her. Rather, this is about NASA calling out the dubious claims of something dumb and expensive that was shilled on Goop.com.

This week, Goop promoted a cheap-looking wearable sticker called Body Vibes that claims to target imbalances in energy. They cost $60 for a pack of ten, and look like something you’d peel off a tomato bought from an Illuminati grocery store...

Read more at: Dlisted | NASA Vs. GOOP.

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Dlisted | Goopy Paltrow Admits That She Doesn’t Know What The Hell Goop Is Talking About

Organic, cruelty-free snake oil saleslady Goopy Paltrow was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to push her latest scheme, $90 vitamin subscriptions. Since she was there to talk about Goop, Jimmy Kimmel brought up a few of the crazy/dumb/fucked-up/all-of-the-above things that her site has suggested that their readers do. Things like walk barefoot on the earth, squat pee and shove a jade egg up their cooze. Jimmy Kimmel wanted Goopy to explain some of that shit, and with one of them, she couldn’t, because she knew nothing about it. Bless the Goop fans who struggled while holding a jade egg in their cooch as they squat peed into a dirt hole with their bare feet on the soil because they believe Goopy herself did that too...

Read on: Dlisted | Goopy Paltrow Admits That She Doesn’t Know What The Hell Goop Is Talking About (NFSW - swearing by Paltrow)

Dlisted | Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Be A Ridiculous Person

Do you ever get the feeling that asshole expert (takes one to know one) Gwyneth Paltrow is just super-bored and actually just engaged in a trolling long game? Maybe all of her foolishness is an effort to combat the ennui that stems from being a rich white lady with very little adversity in her life? No, she’s not bright enough for that and is probably really this annoying. It was bad enough that she’s fancied herself “Gwyneth Paltrow, Cooch Counselor” for the past couple of years.

Now US Magazine reports that she’s lecturing depressed people on how to deal with their illness...

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Dlisted | Gwyneth Paltrow Isn’t Bothered By The Hate From Stupid, Close-Minded Peasants!

Goopy did an interview with Women’s Health to pimp out her new packs of vitamins, and she was asked about people judging her for trying to get them into vag steaming and snatch eggs. Goopy doesn’t care if people are too simple in the mind to understand her so-forward methods...

Dlisted | Gwyneth Paltrow Isn’t Bothered By The Hate From Stupid, Close-Minded Peasants!

Dlisted | Got A Vagina? Goopy Paltrow Thinks You Should Steam It

I know, Goopy Paltrow really should’ve steamed her Apple Maker™ before putting on that crooked labia jumpsuit, because her camel toe looks all wrinkly and disheveled. I mean, if you’re going to anoint your vagina the face of vagina cleaning, then your coochie should always look freshly pressed...

Read more of this gloriously NFSW skeptic takedown: Dlisted | Got A Vagina? Goopy Paltrow Thinks You Should Steam It